how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nock Nock It's open.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Anti Joke

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