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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

I'm off to my tank guys!

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Rick santorum

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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