- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Your Mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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