- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

I said I hate niiggers

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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