What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Dogs in my home.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Cleveland winning something

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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