What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Worst joke ever

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Dogs in my home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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