If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...