- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

yo mama is fat shes fat

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

prepares this to get negged

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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