- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Dogs in my home.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Breast cancer.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

raisin boogers

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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