- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Dance is a sport

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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