- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

What is brown and sticky? A stick

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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