Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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