Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What's clear and wet? water

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

This is a joke. Laugh!

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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