- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Women.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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