Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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