What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What's clear and wet? water

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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