why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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ginger

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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balls

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Justin's hair

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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