- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

yo mama is fat shes fat

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

My children are huge mistakes.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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