knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Women's rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What's clear and wet? water

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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