- Anti Joke

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why does life suck? Because it does

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Worst joke ever

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Hi

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Knock, knock. answers door

Why does life suck? Because it does

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Anti Joke

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Worst joke ever

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Hi

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Why does life suck? Because it does

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, knock. answers door