What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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kkk

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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xavier stop

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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