- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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