- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

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