- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Rick Santorum 2012

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

I just can't stand sitting down!

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Penis

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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