a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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