There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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knock knock get lost!

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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whats 2+2? 4

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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