Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Give me thumbs up!

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

watch me nae nae

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Scott Gomez

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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