why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Do you know what's not right? Left.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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