What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Womens rights.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Anti Joke

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