What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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