- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

How did the girl die? 25.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

This sentence is false.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Knock Knock Yes?

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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