- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Billy Cundiff.

Flop dog

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

whats a dick a dick

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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