Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

what do you call a dead black man? dead

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

An irish man walks out of a bar

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

xavier stop

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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