The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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nba live 13

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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I can't see my forehead

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Twenty-Four

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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