- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Knock, knock. answers door

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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