- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What is white black and Chinese A panda

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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