what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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