If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

I have aids

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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