Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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