Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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