- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

So. The gays. ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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