- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

fruit salad?

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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