- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What's clear and wet? water

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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