How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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