- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

to get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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