- Anti Joke

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's clear and wet? water

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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