S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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child labor

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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AIDS

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Butt Sex.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Penis

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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