How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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you are a åsshole :)

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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