- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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