knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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