Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

thumb_up thumb_down -21

women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -21

i have yougurt with tractor

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops