Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Women's rights.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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