How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why did it die Nothing died

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Roey Jegen

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TOBUSCUS

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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