how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Your mom is fat

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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irish wristwatch JLR

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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