- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Thumbs this down

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

raisin boogers

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's clear and wet? water

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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