Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Paper shield.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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