- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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