You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Anti Joke

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