Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Yes!

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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vaginas

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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