- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

your moms my other ride

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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