Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Ron Paul for President!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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