- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Black people. They are so kind.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

That's what SHE said!

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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