- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Psychics.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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