A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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