- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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