Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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