- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

I said I hate niiggers

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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