a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Butt Sex.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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