Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

I have aids

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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