What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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